Friday, May 11, 2012

Bacon & Eggs

Continuing my experiments in cooking, this week I made breakfast. I scrambled a few eggs, sauteed up some potato chunks, and fried some turkey bacon. Matched with a cool glass of Nesquik, this was an amazing way to start my day.

But this was my second attempt. This was my first time scrambling eggs, and they were a little burnt earlier this week. Well, being honest everything was a little burnt. But it still tasted good. But I want my food to be art, hence the second try. I mean look at those eggs, it looks like puke. 




Saturday, May 5, 2012

World Naked Gardening Day AND Cinco de Mayo

What a day. As all of you should know, it's Cinco de Mayo, a Mexican and American holiday celebrating the the Mexican victory over the French in the Battle of Puebla in 1862. Most Americans celebrate by eating Mexican food and drinking tequila. Seeing as I do not intend on getting drunk at my parent's house, I went out and got some authentic Mexican food: Taco Bell.

2 bean burritos and a cheese roll up. Yum.
But that is only the beginning. Because what just so happens to also be today? World Naked Gardening Day. BOOM! And no, for you skeptics out there I did not invent this. Don't believe me? Click here. This is actually the eighth one. I believe it falls on either the last Saturday in April or the first Saturday in May (how they choose this, I do not know). But the idea is simple: nude up and do some gardening. Do it by yourself, or with family or friends. If you don't have a garden, maybe just go out and buy a small tropical plant for your windowsill. The purpose of World Naked Gardening Day is to promote our bodies as natural, not as something taboo or only for "behind closed doors" activities. It's about living comfortably in your skin and getting closer to nature.

http://wngd.org/

But if you are like me and live in a small house with a small backyard with absolutely no privacy, what do you do? Now naturally I want to just screw the judgement and go outside au naturel and plant some shit. But I cannot do this for 2 reasons. Reason 1: it could get me into trouble with the law, and I don't want to chance it getting in the way of my future job if someone reported me. Reason 2: I am living with my parents this summer and we do not have a garden. So, what am I to do? Do I want to go out and get a little Pansy for my window for me to care for without clothes on? Yes and no. I have never been a big gardener (although I did work for a garden center for two summers) so I am not the type to just get excited to care for some simple flower. I know people like that, and good for you, do what you are passionate about, but a dainty flower ain't gonna cut it for me. So yes, I will buy a plant from the store and care for it whilst naked. But no, it's not a Pansy. I BOUGHT A VENUS FLY TRAP. That's right. I am taking World Naked Gardening Day to the next level. Why have a pretty flower when you can have a carnivorous monster plant to guard your room from pesky flies? And given the nature of Cinco de Mayo, I will name him "Ignakedio Zaragoza", after Ignacio Zaragoza, the general who led the Mexican forces to victory in the Battle of Puebla.

Taco Bell. Nudity. Venus fly trap. This may just be my best Cinco de Mayo yet.

Ignakedio Zaragoza

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Reading Review: Yoruba Religion

In order to keep up my reading abilities and knowledge of random facts that could be relevant while taking the GRE, I am going to be reading books or articles and reviewing the content and reflecting on life. This week I am looking into William A. Young's book The World's Religions: Worldviews and Contemporary Issues. I just read chapter 2 titled "Indigenous Religions." The particular indigenous practice I am looking at now is the Yoruba religion, native to west Africa.

The Yoruba religion is seen as primitive due to its unpopularity and continued reliance on a pantheon of gods that are said to be forces of nature. Yoruba mythology does, however, have a high god, Olorun Olodumare, who is the source of life, residing high in the heavens. While this Olorun Olodumare is seen as the high god, he is not much of a practical god, lacking shrines and rituals done in his honor.

As in many sects of Hinduism, the other deities are seen as manifestations of the power of Olorun Olodumare. These deities are called "orisa." The orisa were said to once have been humans who lived extraordinary lives. One of the more prominent orisa is Orisa-nla, the deity of new life in the womb. Newborns are respected in his honor, even the deformed. The color associated with him is white, which is often honored by his followers who wear white garments for rituals in his honor.

Yoruba in their white dress

Another Yoruba orisa is Oduduwa, the god that is said to be the original in a line of Yoruba kings. His sister is named Oshun, who is the goddess of fertility, feminine beauty, and wealth.


Oshun
The deity of divination is Orunmila, who knows the fate of every human. The Yoruba believe that everyone has a destiny given to them by Orunmila, but we all forget them in early life.
Orunmila
As in most indigenous religions (and mainstream religions), there is a trickster orisa, a joker. A Greek Prometheus, or a Norse Loki. This key role in mythologies is often a split role. In Greek mythology it is Prometheus, the very man-like god who brings fire down to the humans. Or in Norse mythology, Loki, a sort of half-god and half-frost giant who likes to play both sides of the fence. For the Yoruba, it is Esu. Esu is a messenger of the gods, he travels the earth tricking humans into doing wrong things and reports back to the gods who might have been offended. This is not unlike the early view of Satan, but is drastically different than the modern view. Esu is not seen as evil, but rather as an agent of chaos, not unlike the Joker in "The Dark Knight." Even to the gods in which he is reporting he will change his reports to entertain his appetite for disorder and trickery. He is said to promote impulsiveness in people to make them easy targets to fool.
Esu
According to oral tradition, Olorun Olodumare resided in the heavens with the other gods. The earth was all a lonely marsh. Olurun Olodumare decided he wanted to make the earth firm, so he sent Orisa-nla to do his bidding. Orisa-nla cast soil upon the marsh, and five-toed hen to spread the soil, pushing the water which separated land from ocean. He then planted trees to make the forests. After this was completed, Olorun Olodumare created 16 humans to populate the earth. Oduduwa then descended to rule the human population.

Modern practitioners have been greatly influenced by Western Christianity. Many Africans carried their Yoruba roots when forcibly shipped to America for slave trade. Missionaries have also had their impact in Africa, starting the "Aladura" movement (meaning "People of Prayer"). Groups of this movement are characterized by inspiring leaders, unique biblical interpretations, prayer, and healing. One such group is called Santeria, or "Saint Way." This is the combination of Yoruba religion and Spanish Catholicism as a result of slave trade in the Caribbean. Yoruba orisa are hidden under a Catholic saint guise. This movement group grew in popularity and is currently dwelling in the United States. Many of you have probably heard about the 1993 Supreme Court case in which the right for animal sacrifices in religious setting was upheld. This was the result of lawsuits concerning the growing popularity of the Santeria groups performing their animal sacrifices. While this is not the same thing as Voodoo, Yoruba religion has influence in that as well.   

Overall the Yoruba religion contains interesting mythologies and beautiful art, there are way more pictures I found that looked amazing. While this may be looked down upon as a "primitive" religion, I think it is important to be respectful. After all, what really makes a religion primitive? I may not think that Esu is causing me to stumble, but as a Christian I'm not the type to contribute those things to Satan or demons either. Religion is a complex and fascinating subject that I love looking into, but I do believe in reality and truth. Not all religions can be right. But the purpose of studying it is not to nitpick or criticize, but to investigate, to see how others are tackling the idea of faith and God in their own life and in their own culture.


Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Grad School and the Future of this Blog

As a student in Comparative Religion, I am a little concerned about finding a job after college. So I have decided to go for grad school to get my masters. With a masters degree I could teach college courses, so at least I would be trained for a specific job. Of course, I need to get my application in by February so I need to start training. Also, I need to afford it so I need to start working. Today I have a job interview at my dad's work, so I'm hoping that will take care of the job thing. As for my grad school application, I need to do more than that.

My first step will be to take the GRE, a 4 hour test to ensure I am competent enough to study at a graduate level. And $160 later I am signed up to take it on July 13th. Of course this means I cannot fall into my usual summer state of inactivity. I need to keep my reading and writing skills up this summer, which means I will be reading more books and writing more blog entrees (hopefully). I hope that soon my blog will contain better content than me updating you about my life. We'll see where it goes. Once I get more organized I have some ideas. BIG ideas. Not really, but good ideas. You'll see.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

The BBQ Burger

I have decided to expand my culinary skills this summer. My first project was the BBQ burger, so I bought some patties and grilled it myself, and surprisingly I did not burn them. I added medium cheddar cheese and applewood bacon as well as some Jack Daniels BBQ sauce. I topped it off with a fresh tomato and put it all on a wheat bun to keep it classy. It was soooo good. And I coupled it with a Bud Light with lime because it was on sale. But hey, I'm a college student, I enjoy cheap beer.

Monday, April 30, 2012

Getting Naked


My first issue I want to tackle since rebooting my blog is NUDITY (given the title of the blog and all). I am just going to say it: I enjoy being naked. I don't really hide this, my close friends know it, but it's something I joke about more than take super seriously. But it's part of the genuine me. I'm not an exhibitionist, I don't have an urge for people to see me naked, but I think it is A) comfortable and B) keeps my mind healthy.

A) Why is being naked comfortable, even in non sexual contexts? Well, try it. It's the way you feel the air on the parts of your body that are normally suffocated all day. It's the way tight garments aren't constantly hugging your skin. I like clothes, they are very useful and make social situations less awkward and they keep me warm from colder climates. But frankly, if I've had a stressful day, the first thing I want to do when I walk in the door is shed my clothes and relax. Nothing sexual about it, just freedom.

B) What do I mean by "keep my mind healthy"? As a young man, of course I have a sex drive. But that doesn't mean it can't be controlled. It's merely classical conditioning. I'm attracted to female bodies, and for a long time I only saw the naked body in sexual situations. Naturally in time I associated nudity with sex, just seeing a Victoria Secret commercial would make me think about sex. And then seeing a girl wearing a swimsuit or a low cut dress would make me think about sex. But the more I accept my own body as a natural thing, holding meaning and value apart from its sexuality, the more I view others the same way. I can look at a naked woman without thinking about her as a potential sexual partner. It doesn't mean I'm not attracted to the female form any more, it just means I can see that human bodies serve greater purposes outside the realm of my penis.

B cont.) With this desexualization of the body comes good body image, too. If you see your naked body simply as a vehicle for sex, every imperfection is going to be shaming. You will think you are too fat, skinny, ugly, pimply, etc. And this is really damaging to your psyche. Your naked body is biologically who you are, how can you truly love yourself if you are ashamed of your body?

I heard a lot about modesty this year in church, and saw a lot of blame being shifted towards women to cover up. But this is wrong, the problem isn't bodies, the problem is our mindset. And if you are a Christian, how are we are going to treat woman's outfits as a scapegoat for our own iniquities and then claim that we are following Jesus? Didn't Jesus say "And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell (Mark 9.47 NIV)?" Our instructions are not to change the person triggering our sin, but rather to change ourselves. Pluck out your own damn eyes. We are to take responsibility for our sins, not pawn the responsibility on to others. And on top of that, this seems to me to be obvious hyperbole to draw attention to our often misled concept of sin. An eye or a hand can't cause you to sin. It's in your heart/mind. It's how you think about things, which in turn affects how you act on things. Changing your heart protects you from sin. Not plucking out your eye, and not shaming people to cover up their bodies. How are we to take control of our sinful attitudes towards human bodies? I can't tell you a universal 10 step program, not everyone is me. I would suggest reflection and prayer; really think about how you are viewing the human body and women in general. But I can say a great step for me was getting comfortable with my own body, and respecting it as more than a sex machine.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Light in a Broken World


John 9:1-7:
"As he passed by, he saw a man blind from birth. And his disciples asked him, "Rabbi, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he was born blind?" Jesus answered, "It was not that this man sinned, or his parents, but that the works of God might be displayed in him. We must work the works of him who sent me while it is day; night is coming, when no one can work. As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world." Having said these things, he spat on the ground and made mud with the saliva. Then he anointed the man's eyes with the mud and said to him, "Go, wash in the pool of Siloam" (which means Sent). So he went and washed and came back seeing."

This is an important passage to me for multiple reasons. First off, the disciples of Christ naturally think that misfortune is a result of sin. They think this man's blindness is God's method of justice. Jesus replies by saying that his worldly suffering is not a result of his or his parent's actions.

Yet this is how so many Christians today think. We blame God for circumstances that go wrong in our life. How can God be loving if he let this person die? How can God be good if he doesn't protect his people? But Jesus answers by presenting this idea that "shit happens". There is no one to point the blame to, it is merely an effect of the broken world.

But luckily, Jesus doesn't stop there. He transforms. He acknowledges the brokenness of this imperfect world, but gives its brokenness purpose in a plan of redemption. The point of this story isn't that God will fix everything in your life that you want fixed, but rather it was a miracle to illustrate the purpose of Jesus, and his followers.

Jesus is the light of this world. And the most amazing part of this story, in my opinion, is the use of the word "we". "We must work the works of him who sent me while it is day". And since God sent Jesus, "we" is roping us in with God's work. Whoa mamma! That is pretty awesome to think about. Corrupted people, like me, can do the work of God.

The last part is a repeated theme in John. "As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world." That is us, too. We are the church, the body of Christ. Our job is to be the light of the world. And what does a light do? It sets up a path. Not a path of strictly doctrine. We are not called solely to share the gospel with people and give them step by step instructions to get to heaven. Not that sharing the gospel is bad, I am actually pro bible (despite my criticism of biblical inerrancy). But Jesus doesn't say "I shine the light of this world." He says "I AM the light of this world." And that's our job! Live the life of Christ. Be the Way, don't just preach the way or merely believe the way works.

That is how we see the light of God in this dark world. We need to be the light. It's then that we can be the healing power that this world so desperately needs.